like a Jew on shrimp 

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

like a Jew on shrimp by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest 

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

like such

A word that can be added to a sentence when you're demonstrating it at that present moment. Related, but not to be confused to and such.

George: How did you do that?
Fred: Well, first off, I go to google, like such.

like such by Goober889 March 26, 2014

like Mike 

If someone is 'like Mike', they have achieved the peak of physical and mental perfection. Such people will normally be extremely sporty, intelligent and witty, and as such are very rare. The original Mike to whom the phrase refers is long forgotten, but its safe to assume he was great to know, and probably damn fine to look at.

"Damn Timothy, you got hot. You're great looking."
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"

like Mike by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

like unicorns

"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.

I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?

like unicorns by Deirdre Nightshade October 19, 2010

Like a windsock in a gale warning 

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

Like a windsock in a gale warning by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

Like Train 

a Facebook activity in which participating users hit the "like button" on all the items of other participating users in the status feed. Based loosely on the "Like for Like" principle except no one keeps count. Users "Fall off" the like train and will no longer receive likes from the train once they stop reciprocating.

Erika hit the like button on all of the party photos that Jenna posted to her facebook account today. Jenna will like all of the items that Erika posts tomorrow. The like train hit Jenna with over 1000 Likes on her graduation photo.

Like Train by cinnamonseven September 3, 2013