likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.
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Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
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Get the mackenzie jones mug.The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.
Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit
by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019
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Get the sara jones mug.A minor (under 18 years of age) who is very short but claims that they one day will be tall due to natural growth. Many times, they may cite a doctor or their parents height in an attempt to make their claims seem more credible.
Person 1 who is 5’5”: My doctor says that I am going to grow to be 6’3” when I’m an adult
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
Person 2: You are such a Max Jones!
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