Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.

When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009

holland tunnel hand job

a low cost and professional hand job performed by a transvestite prostitute.

Last night I got "holland tunnel hand job" from Eileen(frank) and it only cost $10.

by ggfranklin September 10, 2009

Buffalo rim job

After you finish eating some very hot Buffalo wings, you then eat out a sphincter.

Shannon and i got back after eating some Buffalo wings, she gave me a Buffalo rim job, now i feel like i sat on lava it burns so bad!!!

by sevsev716 December 28, 2011

tempe screw job

(Noun) 1. A game deciding error committed by a sports official or officiating crew. 2. Any situation in which a person is denied an accomplishment due to unfair interference by an authority figure.

1. These refs sure gave us the Tempe Screw Job today, Bill.
2. It was a lousy day at the office. My supervisor took my idea for her own and is getting the credit and a pay-raise. What a Tempe Screw Job!

by Lex Archer September 15, 2013

The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.

Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.

by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014

Thug Blow Job

A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.

"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"

"Why dude?"

"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"

by Papa Mase June 7, 2014

chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it

"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"

by katwoman88 March 3, 2015