Hispanic Jesus

Sebastian

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus}

by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019

Pulling a Jesus

When someone on chat says "BRB" and doesn't return for days.

Buddy: Hey bro, brb.
Friend: Aight, I'll be waiting
*3 days pass*
Buddy: Oh hey dude, i'm back, wassup?
Friend: DUDE, IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY, NICE JOB PULLING A JESUS!

by userbrn May 19, 2011

Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

drag radial jesus

See The Kevin Mullins

Drag radial Jesus knows all there is to know on drag racing.....Dont believe him just ask him.

by Uncle psy October 1, 2013

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god

Omg that was a close one. Thank gay Jesus we made it in time

by Evie70 December 7, 2021

high on jesus

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.

Your mom is so high on jesus I can't stand it.

by xylena June 22, 2006

Jesus

The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.

Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.

by C.C. December 18, 2004