jacked

to take too much meth at one sitting and realizing you got some good dope

wow dude im fucking jacked....i cant go to work like this

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006

jacked up

Unlike what Chandra believes, this term refers to muscular people.

That guy is jacked up! He must work out 24/7!

by daboss43 August 11, 2012

Fat Jackets

Fat Jackets aka Craig Armour

Once seen appearing on a billboard...

Presenting to you Craig "Fat Jackets" Armour

by hendo_rfc May 2, 2006

jacktar

1.seaman...you know, sailors

2. seaman

1. A jacktar just fell off the boat
2. I just got jacktar on you

by Matt Went March 17, 2005

Jacksterbation

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.

"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008

jackelation

A word that describes the physical aspect of the male climax ("jack") and the emotional ("elation") coined accidently by Dragon dictating software when I dictated the word "ejaculation" (as mentioned in the forthcoming book "Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health").

He had an intense jackelation after having sex with his girlfriend.

by xander913 January 10, 2014