jizz weight

a measuring device of jizz. You measure jizz with a jizz scale. it takes many years of training to to get atleast ten pounds of jizz weight.

"dude i was so stoaked when my jizz weight was 8 pounds!"

jizz weight by webber18 February 26, 2010

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jizz and violence

A spurt so hard to the face or upper body of a lover that it physically knocks them backward. Usually followed by a cry of the same name.

"Jizz and violence, jizz and violence. . Jizz..and....VIOLENCE!..........bitch"

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It is the leaking of jizz(semen) from the asshole of man who usuaully just had anal sex.

Whoa Chad, your making a jizz mountain! The semen I just released in your ass is coming out!

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Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

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To Ejaculate on an extacy pill, then snort it

Hey Dawg!?! You tryin to do a jizz bomb tonight? My homeboy said it was spermtastic.

Jizz Bomb by watermouth January 12, 2009

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A homophobic insult; its pretty much self explanatory.

Tom Mahoney is such a fucking jizz jaws.

jizz jaws by Doba July 2, 2004

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A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

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