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An anchent form of martial arts based on the tactic of thrusting your hips in a forward and reverse motion.
"Your humpu is far superior to my ninjitsu!"
humpu by Aerion August 29, 2005
Related Words

Humpaphalafacus 

Somthing that is bigger than anything every seen

Bianca is the size of a lil Humpaphalafacus.
DANg!!!!!! thats a biggg bitch!!!! Lmao

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries] 

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs
Humphrey Dinkle Berries
Angry about something and just want to let it go.
''Humphfa. Fuck Fuck And Fucking hell''.
Humphfa by Angelbootiful March 10, 2009

Humpty Hog Fuckin 

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!
Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.

Humping the Deuces 

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.
Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.
Humping the Deuces by Savageray September 29, 2016