National Hump Day

National Hump Day, a Holiday celebrated on March 30th

National Hump Day :Let someone your lover your brother literally anyone grind on u

by blackmanintights March 30, 2023

humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration

“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”

by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022

Hump

A person so worthless they are an inconvenience to others, and are wasting valuable oxygen.

Once again Timmy shit in the sink at work, didn't wash his hands and ate his co-worker's sandwich, he is such a fucking hump.

by Tuggin McGroin January 20, 2021

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019