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How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:
1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.
2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!
3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.
4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.
5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.
6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.
7.???
8.PROFIT!
How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:
1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.
2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!
3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.
4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.
5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.
6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.
7.???
8.PROFIT!
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The organization was founded in 1989 by a group of Hawaiian students attending UCSD. It is non-exclusionary, and individuals of all backgrounds are encouraged to join.
The club’s official name is “ ‘Ohana O Aikāne,” which is Hawaiian for “family of friends.”
In addition to social events, the club is the university's premier Polynesian/Hawaiian traditional dance group, and offers free dance lessons, as well as putting on a large luau each spring.
The organization was founded in 1989 by a group of Hawaiian students attending UCSD. It is non-exclusionary, and individuals of all backgrounds are encouraged to join.
The club’s official name is “ ‘Ohana O Aikāne,” which is Hawaiian for “family of friends.”
In addition to social events, the club is the university's premier Polynesian/Hawaiian traditional dance group, and offers free dance lessons, as well as putting on a large luau each spring.
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