PWN1N

Also known as Too Pro Prince PWN1N, he is The Best Professional Gamer to inhabit this earth, although not known for as well as he's worth.
He is particularly acknowledged for his skills in Super Smash Bros.

When PWN1N is challenged by another gamer, the question should not be whether he will win the next couple of matches or not. But rather if he will take the challenger seriously, for he does not waste his talent on statusfags.

He does not believe you have to play in communities and get paid to be a good player.

With that said, it is safe to presume that PWN1N plays entirely for fun. If a statusfag tries to bring him down after their matches, he will most likely get brain-fucked for being a statusfag.

Aside from his inner-gamer, PWN1N has pretty much everything going for him.

Articulate and logical, he is considered a mentor by many of his acquaintances. He can grow up to be anything he wants to be in life because he is just that gifted. He is a true champion and an inspiration for many.

People who try to bring him down are most likely insignificant and jealous.

PWN1N is simply the best.

Ex1:

Guy1: Dude, why didn't Jake show up to school today?
Guy2: Oh, he's in special ed now. Turns out he was a statusfag, so PWN1N had to brain-fuck him..
Guy1: That poor soul..

Ex2:
Girl1: O-M-G!! It's PWN1N!!

Girl2: I heard his girlfriend gives him what he wants each and every night.
Girl1: I don't blame her! He's a hottie. <3

Ex3:
Boy: Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like PWN1N. :)
Dad: Haha. That's a good aspiration, son.
Dad (In mind) : Kids and their crazy unachievable goals..

by rubixspeed May 1, 2010

pwnana

The form in which pwntassium is stored, which is the pure form of ultimate pwnage. It can only be harvested by a nubzor.

nubspawn: Dude you are pwning so many nubhides!
Nubzor: It's cause i ate my pwnana this morning!

by Pwncake Jones June 11, 2006

pwnanza

A massive amount of pwn in one contained area.

The player pwned so many noobs it was a literal pwnanza

by Dylanwtn November 25, 2009

Pwnangutan

(Noun, Verb, Adjective)
(Verb) To extremely pwn a person or thing. Usually said when a funny matter happens concurring to the pwning event. (Past tense: Pwnangutan'd)

(Adjective) Used to describe a person or thing that totally pwns in an eccentric way.

(Noun) A Person or a thing that totally pwns in a funny yet attractive way.

(Verb; Past tense) "I totally pwnangutan'd that noob"

(Adjective) "That pro was a total pwnangutan, he pwned all those newbs with a single blow!"

(Noun) "That pwnangutan is named Joe Shmoe, he pwns so hard that all those noobs can't even touch him.

by Tsunamirs October 28, 2008

modus pwnens

This is a common form of reasoning about pwnage and is commonly accepted in most formal pwning systems. In the general form it states:
A Pwns B
If A has happened,
then we know that B has been pwned.

P.W.N.E.D.

Chuck Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been pwned.

This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.

Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.

by taiyo June 28, 2007

pwning noobs

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

pwning some punani

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.

Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!

by pwning_some_punani November 11, 2019