Upper Gooch

The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.

1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!

2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.

by Goochman April 11, 2012

Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

gooch

the part on a male's body between the ass and the penis. it is pinkish in color and usually smells as it retains some of the scent after a bowel movement. it is not so hairy and is less sensitive than the balls or penis.

i shaved my gooch because i lost a bet.

by ny raider fan April 11, 2006

Gotcha' Back

Gotcha' Back;

1.) I am covering your BACK... (As in Touching... Back-to-Back, Shoulder-to Shoulder, Neck-to-Neck.)

*Cover "ALL Quarters."

*From the VIETNAM ERA, when in Jungle war-fare, it was necessary to cover ALL QUARTERS.

"Gotcha' Back"

Go ahead with your FRONTAL Assualt/Defense... I am "Back-to-Back", with you All-The-Way...

by Chaplain C. March 14, 2009

Goochatropolis

City located in Ohio where every place has the name gooch in it.

I'm headed to Goochatropolis on Monday.

by Joelle I <3 Michael March 29, 2003

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009