gerbil

The opposite of "cougar." When a really young girl wants a way older guy...GROSS

Watch out, she's a gerbil! It could be illegal dude.

Don't buy her a drink she's a gerbil.

That gerbil married me then divorced me and took all my damn money!

by Herbert Swangstatus April 20, 2009

germwarfare

1. Warfare involving the use of biological weapons.

2. The act of farting in your sleep.

1. germwarfare is potentially more deadly than nuclear warfare.

2. "Aachhk dude, it smells like germwarfare in here. Crack a fucking window."

by Burrito Man November 3, 2003

geriacity

adj. - of or pertaining to the condition of having a high concentration of the elderly.

n.- A region exhibiting the properties of the adjective version of this word.

Henderson, Nevada simply reeks of geriacity.

by Neeners November 30, 2004

gernast

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

by Haze March 9, 2005

gerr bong

abbreviation for gravity bong

" come thru when u get outta court, we'll hit the gerr bong"

by ffejtable December 13, 2006

geriaphile

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.

"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"

by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

Gerbalfinesh

What you say as you smack your forehead with the palm of your hand realizing that you stupidly forgot about a major grade altering project due tomorrow (or worse) today.

Rita: Hahah, I love popcorn!

Doug: Holy crap! Popcorn! I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow on popcorn! Gerbalfinesh!

by Spacewolf March 23, 2008