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Goard

Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use
Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard
by Slick Rick May 18, 2019
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Garden Fresh

A euphemism for a very sweet and fragrant and well manicured pussy. Not one that’s been rode around the block for many years. The nubile variety.
She’s a hoe. No braaaahhh. She garden fresh.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
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Busch gardens

A giant amusement park in Florida that has animals and roller coasters
I went to Busch gardens today
by Abraham the destroyer October 10, 2019
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Downhill gardener

When a female takes a dive into another female’s love hole, this is known as downhill gardening.
Gertrude and Francis were rumoured to both be a downhill gardener. They were working so hard last night that they appeared to be in pain! The screams could be heard for miles!
by Ang-Lee January 23, 2021
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sheep garden

“have you heard that sheep garden is going to get his ears pierced?!?!”

“omg yeah!!”
by nikismirrorselfies November 18, 2021
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olive garden

SidTheSlothsGrandmasExHusband
by menliker5000 December 28, 2022
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defoliating the victory garden

If Sally wants wear a bikini, she should consider defoliating the victory garden.
by G Brown December 7, 2007
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