Fexter

Cartoon Vagina

Brett: "Dude, I havent been able to get off recently... so, I found a fexter in my biology book. "
Neil: " great man, can you pass that fexter when your done? I have been having the same problem."

by Titus Queethmoth October 1, 2010

Flect

Flect... To Flect something off of yourself, off of others or objects..ie she Flect the booger off her finger.

Je killed the fly then flect it off the table.

by YahmaMama June 25, 2018

Flex Calves

When you've run for so much that your calves have gotten to the point where you have to wear shorts.

Matthew's calves are so big we could call them flex calves.

by Sewing Machines Australia September 11, 2018

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

damn did u roll that ? that's a hard flex no lie.

by the flex master May 23, 2017

fletcher

The description given to person who is so completely incapable of organising themselves they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, usually your boss or a figure that delegates to you, the effects of them being unorganised nearly always has a negative effect on others and not themselves.

My boss is such a fletcher, he lost us a contract with a big retail client because he was playing Golf and was late.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

flex

fatass, loser, a person who is 40 or more lb overweigh and has no life

see that flex over there

by ewy December 18, 2004

Flex out

To masturbate and climax causing you to "flex out" and fall asleep also know as sleep skeet

I couldn't sleep last night so I flex out and fall asleep

by Romo789 September 24, 2015