Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

financial health

Not eating all dat so you can get drunk of two beers.

Friend: “Why haven’t you eaten all day?”
Me: “So I can get drunk off 2 beers, it’s called financial health”

by Djossem010 June 1, 2018

Financially single

Financially single as a term when you are single because no one can meet you on a financial level .

Luka broke up with Jesse because Jesse never had no money to do anything of importance so hence he is Financially single for this

reason

by Jus la biggz January 11, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

finance brain

When you cannot spend money without thinking about how much it could have been worth in 5 years if you had invested it. Related to but different than gambling addiction.

Karl: I bet if you spent 150$ taking Sally to a nice dinner she would play “hide the salami” with you
Me: Bro, I can’t... I have finance brain

by RawnieJay December 16, 2020

Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.

Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.

by Katielady317 June 21, 2021

finance controller

A controller of finance oversees the functions of accounting in the company and ensures records are kept properly. They contribute to the financial strategies of the company and in developing internal control policies. They also perform risk management activities and develop plans to minimize risk

They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.

I serve as a finance controller to provide risk mitigations from financial fraud both, internally and externally. I provide quarterly reports during each quarters (4x within a fiscal year) and also I ensure that our company are in compliant of all GAAP and accounting laws.

by Abdavison September 29, 2021