Smile like a donut

To make an "O" shape with your mouth originally coined by a man named Adam Johnson.

This can be used as a sexual innuendo toward someone of the opposite sex or to a member of the same sex to signify them to "blow you"

Smile like a donut

by smilelikeadoughnut December 16, 2010

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Mexican Dirty Donut

Verb: The act of getting with a fat dirty mexican chick and eating out her butthole which has large amounts of hair and pieces of poop stuck in it.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"The girls i took back to my place made me give her a Mexican Dirty Donut....."
"Ohh man that sucks, hows your breath smell?"

by Aliwishes November 02, 2010

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jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.

"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 19, 2006

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glazed donut

When a man ejaculates around a woman's belly button, causing it to look like a glazed donut.

"We didn't eat anything for breakfast, but he left me a glazed donut before he left"

by mondaymorning December 27, 2009

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Taco Bell Donut

The ring of fecal matter that permanently attaches to your toilet because your roommate didn't flush after shitting out his 1am grande meal, in fear of waking you up. The Taco Bell Donut also has a unique stench.

Bob: "I see you have a rust ring in your toilet, did you try CLR?"

Stan: "That's not rust. It's Ed's Taco Bell Donut he left last week. I'm not touching that."

by DJ Eggy69 October 16, 2008

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