Chapstick

When you cum on your mom

Bro I did a chapstick on my mom

by Joseph Blackman December 18, 2020

chaps

a girl who has lost her virginty and then lies about it

damn! gina won't admit she's a chaps hoe bag!

by b January 26, 2005

crapsickle

a term for some one who talks crap and says things that make no sense and mean nothing, who are full of shit

i.e. u remind me of a crapsickle because you are full of shit

by andrew May 13, 2005

chapstick licker

Antonym of 'lipstick lesbian'. A bi- yet primarily straight gentleman who engages in occasional homo activity primarily to impress people.

Person A: Dude, What is Dan going down on Gay Phil?
Person B: Oh man - that dude is such a chapstick licker.
Person A: sick!

by DemonReamer December 14, 2008

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

Crapstick

A very randomized word spoken by the infamous, Jessica West.

Also, another word for chapstick

This word, as it have several different meanings, can also be used to describe something odd, strange, ironic, or stupid.
This word is also used by people who attract Germans, sniff dust, or get drunk by invisible liquor (and you can tell it by the use their fingers).

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
yay
they're olnlineee
when we talk about the weirdest things

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
xDD

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
it's so crapstick!
;3

by kenchow<3 January 16, 2009

head crabs

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

by check_minus May 18, 2008