fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009

Perveyor of premium coffees

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.

I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009