Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 30, 2013
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Cock Swaggler

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!
by riknasty January 20, 2014
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beat the cock

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock
by Marioreyiz August 20, 2011
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the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 01, 2012
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cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.
Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."
by Shrekalec September 11, 2009
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cock sprung

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."
by rhcie March 02, 2016
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Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
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