Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

bukkake chokeslam

To cover a slut in a torrent of cum while choking her and slamming her into the bed afterwards

Eh, she was hot enough for a good ol’ bukkake chokeslam

by OJPimpson June 7, 2018

Chinese Checkers

When a man rests each of his testicles on a supine woman's eyes and then 'hops' one testicle over her nose and into her mouth.

Her nose was so big I could barely play Chinese Checkers.

by ThreedeeM June 29, 2008

Chokes

To make an attempt to steal something.

Another word for Aah Ha!!!

I Choked Mr. Martin Cell Phone today.

Mr. Martin: "I lost my cell phone"
Me: "Chokes" LOL

by Antwon A.K.A. Twon December 2, 2003

Chinese War Drum

A sexual act when the female sits on the male's face and while he eats her out she bangs on his chest or stomach like she is playing the drums

my chest is red because of the Chinese War Drum.

Would you perform the Chinese War Drum on me?

by Stiffy Stiffler July 19, 2009

chinese baseball

1. Cutting in line, a sport in Asia. 2. China's national pastime

Chinese people will take every opportunity to cut in line unless you ride the ass of the person in front of you. Generally seen as China's national pastime, the behavior is affectionately referred to by outsiders as Chinese baseball. "Look at that fool steal second"

by Zornix November 10, 2011