The Camel punch

When your fat sister's boyfriend eats her pussy and right as she is about to climax she grabs her fupa and beats him in the head with her front butt

come eat me out and I will give you a the camel punch

The Camel punch by Misspunx December 23, 2017

the door fits a camel 

The door fits a camel is an Arabic phrase that means “If you want to leave you can leave”. Like no one is forcing you to stay and no one is convincing you to.

Person 1 : I’m really tired of you sometimes I just want to leave.

Person 2: the door fits a camel!

the door fits a camel by SorryAsdaq December 4, 2019

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag 

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

sucks camel dick 

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

sucks camel dick by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof 

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010

Shlomo the Camel 

* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
= For more words of wisdom check dracoturtles.

Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...

Shlomo the Camel by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005

Joe Camel 

A man's privates. Alternative name for the male reproductive organs (penis and tesicles)

Mary, I'd love it if you'd touch my Joe Camel

Joe Camel by BitchSlap August 7, 2003