cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

cooter-faced sock puppet by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

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cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

cooter cream by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

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Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

Cooter Scooter by versilius January 13, 2009