Clam powder

The dust of an old lady's vagina.

You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!

by *******JOHN******* July 28, 2020

Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

by Euphejism August 12, 2020

Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam-o-gram

The female version of a dick pic

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...

by Clam go January 4, 2021

Clam Frappe

Motorboating a womans vagina in a cold environment. Usually while outdoors, i.e. camping, ice fishing etc.

Jon: Hey mike how was your camping trip with Eileen?
Mike: It was pretty cold in the mornings, but I warmed her up good.
Jon: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah I went down on her, she got so wet I drank her clam frappe.

by Sven Grudenwald January 8, 2021