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Charleston Chew 

A type of dildo. The day before, the man will take a shit on his girlfriends chest, then the guy will have sex with his girlfriend. After sex, he will jizz a stripe down the shit on the chest, let it dry, and roll it all up in a long stick. Then, put it in the freezer. The next day, this will be used as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo, my marriage is failing, any tips?
Dude 2: Yeah, just give her a charleston chew, she will love it
Dude 1: What is it?
Dude 2: (explains)
Dude 1: Dude that's gross, but I like it.
Charleston Chew by DaLightful January 17, 2013
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Chew the bark off the Fat log 

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
chew the bark off the fat log
Best damned cars around! 197k miles on my Camaro, and only problme I ever had with it was blowing the rear end.. but even then it was still driveable..
My Camaro has 197k+ miles, and is still leavin 30+foot strips!
chevy by Matt M May 16, 2004
I just pwned this guy, what a chewb!
chewb by Curt0 September 3, 2005

57 Chevy 

A man that keeps his dick in his jeans, untill the weekend comes and he wips it out on Sunday, and takes care of his lady. He treats his dick like a classic car, only out on the weekends.
Hey man its the weekend, yes it is time to take out the "57 Chevy" and satisfy my woman.
57 Chevy by Mr Fritter November 3, 2011

chevy s10 

When you hit someone with you car or truck, and then have sex with their dead body.
After Justin hit Ryan with his car, he chevy s10ed him.
chevy s10 by funkybunch November 10, 2008
Chinese word for "extraordinarily short."
OMG! That kid is so chenyu!
Chenyu by eughh May 2, 2010