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Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
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C.O.W. Team

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.
I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M
by AcronymKing February 4, 2015
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group c

A category of racing cars that began in the early 80's and ended in the 90's, Group C cars were high performance racing cars. Group C was soon replaced by
"The Jaguar XJR-14, Sauber C9, Mazda 787B, & Peugeot 905B are some of the many Group C cars."
by MangoMijango April 14, 2015
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C-BAD

C-BAD: Camp Beats A Desk. A loosely defined phrase commonly used to describe any constraints, hazards, or general hardships brought about by camp life. Primarily used by camp counselors and outdoor education specialists, this is umbrella term deflects any judgement or criticism that may ensue from individuals who lack an understanding of the harsh demands of living camp life.
An individual takes off their underwear, turns it inside out, and puts it back on. They look up to see another individual looking on on with a perplexed expression. This first, with a strait face, states, "C-BAD." The other then nods in understanding and the two go on about their day.

In an outhouse stall, an individual takes 30 seconds to compose a text message to their significant other who they have not communed with in some time. They complete the message by writing 'C-BAD', letting the other party know shit is rough and their relationship would be more involved under different circumstances, but the present situation is still preferable to an office.
by SouthPark04408 April 3, 2017
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É.C.O.L.E.S

French word for school

Endroit
Cruel
Òu
Les
Élèves
Souffrent
J’ai vraiment pas le goût d’aller à l’É.C.O.L.E.S aujourd’hui
by Al_ex.lec June 11, 2019
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C'scation

1)An adjective primarily used to universally describe something or someone depending on the context being used.

2)A luxurious vacation
Tath daije was a c'scation (slang for that girl was hot) (positive referral)

Parent - Teacher conference is going to a c'scation (negative implication)
Tyler's report is looking like a c'scation

First use: 2019
Documented by emperorz
by Mr Martel 🚬 August 6, 2019
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