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Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 April 25, 2017
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butthole mouth

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017
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Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...
by seachips January 24, 2025
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butthole

Guy 1: bro I got 3 pockets
Guy 2: dude what
Guy 1: come over tonight and you'll find out
Guy 7: butthole
by brick69 March 1, 2020
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polish butthole

a phrase that is used when referring to having anal sex with your drug dealer in a van for free drugs
client: what do i need to do to get them for free? drug dealer: polish butthole. that is all.
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
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Butthole

Nice Butthole Jonny
by UrMOM+DAD May 2, 2021
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Mach Finger Butthole

Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.
Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..

What the fuck?
by ZynexGD December 10, 2024
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