Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 14, 2019

brandon alban

Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.

looks is a gay brandon alban lol they are all gay

by a man who never lies April 29, 2021

Brandon Elliot

Nigga is just so fucking unfunny, bugged eyed, pedophile, dick lover looking ass nigga!

Yo fuck Brandon Elliot like fr fr.

by Sjeotrhdan May 2, 2019

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

brandon curse

This is what you call falling in love with a farmer.

Man you went to Texas and met that farmer and got the brandon curse

by Puppppy123 January 31, 2017