Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

National Blowjob Day

On April 18, a man is aloud to ask any girl for a blowjob, and she must do it. The blowjob will be kept secret by the two.

Bro, I got the best head today, since it’s National Blowjob Day

by CamBrodian May 27, 2018

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019