baeros

Nice way for a guy to friendzone a girl without brutally tearing her beating heart out of her chest and squeezing it till there is nothing let of her heart

Guy; post pic of him at gym
Her: bae
Him: naw baeros
Her: how was the gym? (To change topic while in tears)

by Caydenplzloveme August 11, 2022

Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)

Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf

I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home

by Cheezlz September 7, 2022

Bakery

It's a music studio

I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?

by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

Bakerology

Bakerology; asking when a job is going to be complete.

"Hey how long do you think the task will take? Im not sure lets use Bakerology to figure it out

by Bakerology Student October 25, 2022