Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Awkwardosity

Having awkward qualities while simultaneously having hip qualities.

Hipsters tend to have awkwardosity, though they would never, EVER admit it, and are certainly not the only ones.

by A-nonanonanona December 30, 2011

awkwardmophobia

The fear of awkward moments. People usually develop this as a result of a teacher or boss saying/doing something accidentally inappropriate, causing all observing students to be awkwardly scarred.

Often a vicious circle, as 'I think I have awkwardmophobia' usually leads to a long awkward silence among friends.

Teacher: I won't be here Tuesday, class. I have to drill some holes in my bedroom.
Dude 1: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Dude 2: Oh shit, think I peed my pants. Stupid awkwardmophobia.

by TheUrbanDuckling January 16, 2012

Awkward Bromley

In Edinburgh when a lad from the South of England does something anti-banterous lads from Scotland will chant 'Awkward Bromley' whilst dropping one hand in a queer motion and making an England flag cross with the other

Ryan: Want to go and see the Dundee game?
James: Nah, I'm better than that, I'm from England, I'll watch the rugby instead.
Ryan: Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley, Awkward Bromley...

by SevenFiveBannaaa July 31, 2012

awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 December 10, 2012

Awetacular

Combination of awesome and spectacular

Jim: I think I'm pretty awesome
Bob: I think I'm spectacular
Jim: If we were one person, we'd be awetacular!!!

Ryan: Dude, that sex was awetacular

by Aweeeeetacs January 21, 2013