butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018

event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.

Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.

by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 3, 2018

Spicy Autism

A person with spicy autism is spicy and autistic.

viztec has spicy autism

by breadn't May 28, 2019

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.

Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Papka autizam

Papka autizam literally means folder autism . This a way to say someone is stupid or . Its "folder" autism because there is so many dumbases that cant spell or make sense on the internet (There so dumb just search it up) . You can find this term in the videos of the bulgarian channel "Todor Azov"(Its a very funny channel you should watch it if you are bulgarian.

Example: comment on a popular song

*Insert not gramarly written name*: Tap pesen nedei
*some guy"*: Papka autizam

by Venibul December 24, 2019