Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

Texas sundae

When a man shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!! I just seen this guy make a Texas Sundae with my neighbor.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.

by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021

Alexis Texas

(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).

Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased.

Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.

by Super Wasian November 7, 2023

Texas Cadillac

Any lifted, or over-sized tire American made pickup in the State of Texas

I own a Texas Cadillac. A Ford F350 Superduty with a 7.3L engine and 6" lift

by BestBrowsOfTexas October 24, 2018

Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.

Henderson Texas = fake Ass gangsta

by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021

Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020