The volume at which most stereotypical asian girls speak, the volume where if anything else is going on you won't hear her. Not restricted to asian girls also used by shy people.
by Stauder October 7, 2009
Get the Little Asian Girl Voice mug.Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
by Brisco County June 12, 2009
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When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.
by Billy Feeney (Add me on FB) March 9, 2011
Get the Asian Suntan mug.An adjective that describes something that possesses asian-like features. This word is rumored to have originated from language of the "Mogwai" in the 1984 classic, Gremlins. The word Asianastic when spoken is often mistaken for "A gymnastic" which in no way relates to it's actual meaning unless someone is speaking about a gymnast with asian-like features.
1-"...Ukrainians have asianastic eyes"
2-"A gymnast eyes?"
1-"No, asianastic. Asian-like eyes, kind of like mine"
2-"That's not a real word..."
2-"A gymnast eyes?"
1-"No, asianastic. Asian-like eyes, kind of like mine"
2-"That's not a real word..."
by AsianMogwai April 29, 2011
Get the Asianastic mug.Pronounced sexual preference for persons of Asian ethnicity. All other humans are considered unworthy of potential romantic/sexual consideration.
Hong Kong is rampant with Western men happily immersed in their Asian fixation.
If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.
If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.
by vindude August 7, 2011
Get the Asian fixation mug.A super exclusive organization/club. All Asians are automatically in this aforementioned club but non-Asians are welcome to join to if willing to act as other members do. There is sometimes a membership fee but only for really really really annoying people.
FIRST INVENTED BY P.E.B.
FIRST INVENTED BY P.E.B.
by Holla at your boy July 19, 2011
Get the Asiancy mug.Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite April 8, 2012
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