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If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
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If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
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Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
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