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Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021
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joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016
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joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well
Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?
by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017
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Joey

Joey is a total creep. Absolute furry fox. He is a scary pedophile watching from the corner like dracula but WITH SUNGLASSES. If you ever spot a Joey (especially wearing sunglasses indoors) run for your life. !!!!!
OH NO ITS JOEY.. RUN
by t.la26 August 27, 2022
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Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!
by Shelaced March 2, 2019
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Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.
Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.
by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023
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joey blaze

The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Awesome beard and HUGE balls.
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze
by Joey Blaze November 25, 2021
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