FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory:
But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content
And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding.
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory:
But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content
And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding.
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
by Shakespeare May 25, 2004
Get the Sonnet 1mug. Jaunito: yo man how was last night?
Pedro: man it was great!!
Juanito: why what happened?
Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini
Juanito:badass
Pedro: man it was great!!
Juanito: why what happened?
Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini
Juanito:badass
by random boner club February 4, 2010
Get the 1-2mug. 
Also known as the Female Attractiveness Scale, or FAS for short. The 1 to 10 scale that (in this case) men use to rate women from 1 being totally unfuckable, to 10, being the most fuckable person in sight. A 1's natural habitat is at their home feeding their multitude of cats. Whereas the 10, a rare breed, tend to stay outside, around the most people they can find. Common places to spot 10's are crowded ass malls, and or on the beach (if you live near there).
by Whoop-de-whoop what!? September 14, 2016
Get the 1-10mug. 
by November 1 October 31, 2019
Get the November 1mug. by Gokan April 8, 2019
Get the Person 1mug.