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French Thunder Pussy

French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
by napalona zając January 4, 2017
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meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
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Sweater dumplings

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
by DrCPA December 26, 2019
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Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.
I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.
by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016
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Jankularity

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.
I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.
by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021
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bottle it

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005
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Rish

1. When you think you are rich, but you really aren't.

2. A false sense of economic freedom or security.
tip.cc made me rish. #drops-and begging will make you a rish man after only 2 hours.
by Bowman666 August 22, 2021
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