I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018

I honestly gave up on life

Likes nobody on any emotional level not even friendship

I honestly gave up on life 😎

by Yeeeeeetttttt April 26, 2019

i am very open minded

Willing to do anal sex.

Looking for a good time, I am very open minded.

by Bear0714 July 17, 2017

can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.

man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!

by teeheetommy January 15, 2011

30 till the day I die

the age for someone who has already screwed up and admited they were 30

Grandma, how old are you?
30 till the day I die!!!

by jesilyn October 16, 2008

i am full of your crap

NOT a phrase.
only stupid ppl accidentally say it instead of saying i am tired of your crap.

"Jane, i am full of your crap, it's over!"
WRONG.

by smartypantssfghfghjdfg November 15, 2010