Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Cock

A cock is that long thing on a male fowl

Ayy my new cock size is 32 inches

by Ayysussybaka April 10, 2023

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

Cock

Another name for a rooster

The god damn cock keeps pecking me

by Scarecrow12000 October 21, 2020

cock grommet

anyone who is persistently showing unwanted attention.

A female with exceptional skills in oral sex.

That cock grommet keeps stalking me at work.

Kristal reached cock grommet status wen she finished giving my crew and i blowjobs.

by diamond d from the 719 March 3, 2010