face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009

Petoony face

The 'Petoony face' is a rather shocked facial expression similar to the one displayed by the Transcendence Cat.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.

"She was so shocked she pulled a Petoony face!"

by Catxolotl March 2, 2023

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.

damn she got Hooker's Face

by Rionox February 15, 2023

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

Face-out

The action of asking someone out via facebook.

Mike just face-outed Katie, they're going to the movies tomorrow.

by Cesco13 October 26, 2010

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019