moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

Wolfie Waffle

Wolfie Waffle is a person. Someone who you question alot but they are also a nice person. Usually Female.

Wolfie Waffle means being fun to hang around with generaly nice but usually the imposter very sus.

by Iuxun October 20, 2020

Ass waffle

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 16, 2019

Tape waffle

The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace

(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.

(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle

(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.

by Tape Waffle May 21, 2018

fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.

Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.

by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018

Waffle Stomp

The action of stomping shit down your shower drain

The fecalphiliac decided to waffle stomp his shit while in the shower

by Nigga Fungus June 27, 2019