moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

Bonus Waffle

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

by munchbox April 26, 2013

ass waffling

When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
Ashley

Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling

by hagrids a pedo69 April 28, 2014

waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014

turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal

Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!

by The smart guy January 17, 2015