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moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.
Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'
by Tomicide December 30, 2004
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Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.
STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.
by joey_minaj December 1, 2017
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anus waffle

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
by The bully slayer July 8, 2015
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wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!
Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.
by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021
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Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
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Waffle Ass

A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
If Harris doesn’t bust soon, Unique is gonna have Waffle Ass for a week!
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
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turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014
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