H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 14, 2004

totho

A giant penis dis big

Your mother suck on my giant totho

by Jason January 13, 2004

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015

sweet tooth

n. a tooth that is sensitive to sugar.

"Ow! That candy bar hurt my sweet tooth!"

by AEAMC March 22, 2009

tooth fairy

During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!

Emma pulled a tooth fairy on chris for cheating on her.

by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011