Two-Weeker

A girl or guy that you suddenly fall in love with for about two weeks until you realize what an ugly fucking bitch they are

I wasn't in love with her, she was only a two-weeker.

by d.j. unC.O.N.shuss November 02, 2009

two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

by RySenkari July 10, 2009

Two four

When you are playing a card game such as killer or poker and you you get a two and a four. You have to take two Shots or drink two times.

Yo! Liz got two four! She gotta drink twice!

by VietPhunguyen July 19, 2009

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 05, 2006

Two-popper

Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".

After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.

by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010

two kinds

Don't even- you motherf- just no. No read. Bad.

Two kinds fucking sucks

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 22, 2021

Two-bits

A term from the mid-20th century used for in place of the coin quarter.

At check out, the cashier gave Bob two-bits and a dime.

by NormaJean63 October 18, 2018