coffee turns cold 

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

coffee turns cold by badasspig April 29, 2023

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

cornerstone alex turner 

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

cornerstone alex turner by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

Ohio Turnpike by MagsMcGavin June 2, 2018

Frank Turner 

1. An incredibly talented and underappreciated singer/songwriter from England.
2. To sing loudly enough as to not necessiate a microphone or PA system.
3. To be able to denounce the idea of being a rock star while at the same time be a rock star and make it work.

Person 1: Did you go to that acoustic show last night?
Person 2: Yes but the singer was screaming so much he should have just Frank Turnered.
Person 1: Yes, Yes of course.

Frank Turner by jg89 November 14, 2011

creeping turner 

A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting

Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!

I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands

creeping turner by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014

jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017