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Theatre Dump 

When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.

Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
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Threatjecting 

When you threaten inanimate objects out of frustration.
I was so mad at my phone for glitching I threatjected it.
She is just threatjecting her pencil for breaking.
Threatjecting by Dictionaryuser09 November 16, 2020

Teratosis Osmoses 

An unexplained and Holy moment where the form of a higher entity was or is in control.
Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses

theatricc 

When the home theater audio is thicc and robust like a movie theater.
I just watched Avengers: Endgame on my new setup and bro, the sound was theatricc.
theatricc by MagicalBanana January 13, 2023

Theater adults 

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
Theater adults by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

Clown Threats

What people who have no life do on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.
"Dude, I'm going to go make some Clown Threats to scare everyone!"

cream theater 

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.
Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."
cream theater by von groovy April 13, 2019