The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011
Get the Tool Bag Swagmug. Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
Get the talking like a toolmug. by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020
Get the the ultimate survival toolmug. A baseball player with the five tools: power, contact, throwing, baserunning skills and speed, and fielding skills.
by UknowIt!!!!!!!!! February 19, 2010
Get the 5-Tool playermug. Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.
Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"
by McEffinFly October 6, 2009
Get the Tool Shed Factorymug. by garbonzo November 14, 2013
Get the Wrap your toolmug. When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.
by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010
Get the Five tool hoemug.