Ascension Throat

Ascension Throat (pronounced Ah-sen-shun Throte) is a dreaded disease that often lays dorment for months before symptoms are present. Dry tickling in the throat, frog-like throat, the repeat inability to clear ones throat are classic symptoms. Fits can occur on their own or can be triggered by other co-workers who suffer. Usually men, handsome men in particular are susceptible to Ascension Throat. Often results in office tension and discord between colleagues.

Dude, you are reallly suffering with Ascension Throat. You should make an appointment to go see your doctor and get a prescription

by JTomtom January 27, 2011

roundhouse kick in the throat

its where you swing your leg around the whole house (or building) and kick whoevers getting on your nerves in the throat.

or it can just be used as a threat.

R:
"T-pain if you don't stop using auto-tune you gone get roundhouse kick in the throat"

T-pain: Ooh i cant beliieve it he, he, he, want to kick me, kick me na, na you cannot kick me, Nawww!

R: i thought i told you to stop using auto-tune!?

by BLCKbarbie December 1, 2010

Meat puppet throat punch

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.

My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

by Motel 6 7183 January 2, 2014

Up to my scroat in throat

The deepest of deep throats, akin to "up to my nuts in guts"

So I met this girl last night and my god could she go all the way down, I was up to my scroat in throat.

by ChrisP25 March 19, 2013

Mongolian throat singing

Is the act of gargling cum

Stephanie really liked Mongolian throat singing for Brad.

by conquerpain March 13, 2016

OG Throat Goat

@Bribri_rosee

As his legs shook from lack of control and his fist clenched together, he then realized bribri_rosee was the OG throat goat.

by Dstand August 14, 2021

Shove it down my throgut

A term used by someone who is hungry. Refers to the word throgut meaning that you would like something to be put in your throught. Usually referring to food.

That mint chocolate chip Popsicle looks like it could compliment my casadilla from Applebees. I'd love to shove it down my throgut.

by Spaky Attacky December 10, 2016