triple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

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by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

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third-pounder

a special burger that McDonald's did in the eighties where a burger had of a had a third of a pound of meat instead of a fourth of a pound, which is why the burger is named the third-pounder. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound, so it was briefly discontinued

1. wow this third-pounder is so big compared to the quarter-pounder!

by Nay Gigger April 26, 2024

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quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

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Quadruple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

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