Joe Bloggs

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
by Groucho Marxist September 06, 2006
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Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!
by Doug Mertons January 02, 2015
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Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
by Brian X July 10, 2003
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Joe cool

Any Guy that can stay clam under extreme pressure.
Snoopy: The original Joe Cool

That Man just got out out of a bank robbery and is still so calm what a Joe Cool!
by Thesolesurvivor September 27, 2006
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Sticky Joe

to ejaculate upon ones own hand, and then proceed to open palm slap it into the face of another.
Ron, what the fuck was that you just slapped into my face? That was a sticky joe Nathan.

Clinton gave Monica a sticky joe in the oval office

by Garland Greene October 10, 2006
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Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.
"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey
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Hobo Joe

A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.
John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020
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