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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
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Cave

I totally fucked her right in her cave last night!
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
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Cave Warrior

A racial slur referring to people of Arabic origin or ancestry. The term is derived from the likes of Osama Bin-Laden who are stereotyped for living in caves.
Ramiro: This place is infested with cave warriors

Ivan: They can hear you you know!

Ramiro: What are the chances of them knowing what cave warrior means.
by jonesy-boy-live December 25, 2010
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Cum Cave

A place for a man, or a teenager to ejaculate on a regular basis.
Usually his room
Charlie has been masturbating in his cum Cave the whole day. We should get him out
by Masterofthebathing December 23, 2019
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Gender Cave

Gender cave is a term that describes society as a whole in its decision making of beliefs that have to do with gender. Gender cave specifically refers to the Idea of there only being two genders and unwilling to be open to discussion otherwise.
Bro you're living in a gender cave
by Bhopjack September 25, 2022
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suck cave

When she sucking yo cock and only her head is underneath the blanket
"Get in the suck cave bitchhhhhhhh"
by Dgsisrealwiththisone April 23, 2018
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cave rat

a indescribable monster
someone who very ugly
a person whos not cute at ALL
why is that cave rat trying to talk to me
he looks like a cave rat
by kay tee June 30, 2008
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